- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

An Asian person drove home safely.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Your mums a potato

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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