A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Knock knock Go away

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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whats black and large -me

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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