- Anti Joke

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt