- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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