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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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