- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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