- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

your face is kinda funny

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

why did you poop because you are a poop

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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