What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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A pope meets another one

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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