How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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