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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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