- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

There was an american man on the way to work.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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