Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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An man walks to a bra

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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WNBA

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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