- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you call two dog? dogs

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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