who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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