- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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