I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A whole 'nother.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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