- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Girls Lacrosse.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Rylan Clark

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

And you honored it I see :P

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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