What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Asian women drivers...

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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