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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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