- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Whats green? The color green.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A man walked into a bar owch

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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