- Anti Joke

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.