- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How old are you? 7

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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