Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Indians

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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