- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How old are you? 7

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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