- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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