What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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