what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

How about that airline food?

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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