what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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