what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Jersey Shore.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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