- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

knock knock Dave's not here.

why does the man appear fat he is

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

drugs.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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