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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Obama = ebola

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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