- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Brain fart

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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