My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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