- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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