- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

My dad

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

The GOV and the WHO?

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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