- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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