- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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