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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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