why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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Pickles are moist.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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