a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Indians

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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