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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

dat shoe shine tho

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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