- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Yo Momma is not fat.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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