What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Boob

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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whats black and large -me

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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