- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What is older than history?

Fine, ladies first.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

I am a mime

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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