- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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this website is a bad joke

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

oh hey.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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