- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

run farther?

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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