- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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