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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Nobody cares maddie!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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