whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Donald Trump

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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