yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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jews

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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girls basketball

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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haha black people :D

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Anti Joke

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