what is red and smells like paint red paint

How do you make a car? You build it.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Chlamydia

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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