Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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