WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Mooses

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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