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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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