- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

nolan is gay

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

an ethopian thanksgiving

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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