- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

roses are red violets should be purple

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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