A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Anti Joke

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