- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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