- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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