- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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