- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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