- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's 1+1? 69.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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