- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Women's Rights

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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