- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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