- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Black people.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

irish man drinking john smiths

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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