- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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