- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A American seeking into mexico

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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