- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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