- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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