What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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