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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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