- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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