What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Your life

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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