- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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