- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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