how do you win a game try your best

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Anyone can post anything.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

kieran is a homosexual

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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