- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Cheese

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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