- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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