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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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