- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A dyslexic blind man

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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