- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Yo Momma is not fat.

Fine, ladies first.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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