- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Justin Beiber

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Loperson

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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