Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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