- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

women's rights.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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