Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

hi mom

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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