- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A penis walks into a bar..

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

I am quite mature.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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