Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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