What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Take part of what?

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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