What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Guess what What

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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