what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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