What's long and black? A long and black object.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What ryhmes with turtle rape

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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