What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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I'm Polish.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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