Lady, calm down, you are missing out on the details here. We knew he was selling information as "The Wiz", from there on it was no problem tracking him down, but having us track him down at the core of Point Zero, would have dragged you all down with him, he was into sharing not only precious Intel, but also some sick shit, nobody is going to mourn him, and neither should you. We sent him a tip so he would get to some location where he would still be able to bypass the lockdown (easy to assume a little geek knows how to manage this), but a small anonymous tip would never have been enough to make him run for it, the next part was to make sure the info on his anonymous message, begin to come true. Sorry about the rest, I needed to know what position he had among "the Order", and he was shot down by a sniper, he knew too much, his involvement, and abilities as both a liar and a traitor, could easily have made it so he would have lied the blame on you, so he could have gone free. And believe me, this happens a lot, and is probably what happened to the old underground as well, think about it, you begin selling some dirty info videos, pictures of things nobody should see in the name of some "organization" (I have no idea what you call your thing, and it is best you never tell me). Then what is left? You claim the entire organization you work for, are the ones responsible for your dirty work, you tell your captors, and you go home rewarded with freedom taking the whole organization down with you, when in this case, the one that would have gone free, would have been the only one to blame. I know what the rest of you are doing, I mean I was part of its foundation years ago, and there is nothing illegal about it, yet people such as the feds would as they did, have brought the whole place down again, and as they had nothing to accuse us for back then other than "we do not like this", they never shared this to the mainstream media. Cant have that happening again, no matter the cost, and if you ask me, some small geek pedophile selling bullshit, should not blame you all, but die, that is justice. It was not "nice knowing me", we will meet again, I mean it, even if I have to get your cell number on "gray terms", you might not like it, but I will call you, on friendly terms of course. The setup is finished, got to go, cant sit here typing on my laptop anymore, gotta get back to the office.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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