- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

There once was this guy and he fell down

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

I named my son ps2 controller

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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