- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

i just wrote this so hard

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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