roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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The WPGA tour

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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