- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

I had friends on the Death Star.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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