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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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