- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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