What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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