What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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