- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Jesus Christ

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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