A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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