Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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