what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Has u seen my grammar?

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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