- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

read me write me

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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