- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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