- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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