- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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