- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Your mom.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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