- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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