What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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salad days!

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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