Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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women's rights

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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