- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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