- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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