- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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