- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

I love pissing people off :P

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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