- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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