What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

why are black people so fast? because there black

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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