- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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