Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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